waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm


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How bra stores seem to think things work:

  • Anything smaller than a C cup: Must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
  • C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
  • Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
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The physics and engineering behind the rides at amusement parks is so amazing.


A group of people had to sit down, think up a concept that would push the limits of the human body (without destroying it) and find a safe way to make it a reality.

The minimum angle for a turn or a drop. The maximum speed you can thrust 40 people forward/backward with. How will gravity be accounted for? Will air resistance completely fuck some shit up that would otherwise be phenomenal?! Is it even fucking safe to have humans free fall from 30 stories high? 

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How I view my Tumblr audience: image

How it actually is: image

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if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands

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who mama

Future mommy goals

Can we acknowledge that little black girl’s flawless entry. There was no hesitation in her step. She is the rhythm

^^^^ Flawless. You ain’t eem know she was jumpin in til she did it.

Me & my future baby at the function.

someone give me a kid !

That entry really was flawless, I thought yall was bullshittin

When yo momma song come on and you know her steps cause always killing shit at the house

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The Cosby Show | Season Five Opening Credits
The opening sequence in this season features the cast dancing on a veranda in Caribbean-style clothing, to music performed by the Oregon Symphony Orchestra. This opening credit sequence, choreographed by Geoffrey Holder, is the only one during the series’ entire run that featured the whole cast dancing together.

MY FAVORITE Cosby show opening ever !!

Wow..never knew that tidbit about the direction of this opening. Interesting!

Geoffrey Holder choreographed!  wow!

Notice Clair’s entrance, so on point. This whole sequence is black excellence at its best

LOVED seeing this! Still do.

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Omarosa Manigault on Bethenny Frankel show.

Reblog, every single time.

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I’ve learned to stop talking to people to benefit myself.




Katt Williams on Dave Chappelle: “But Dave Chappelle was decapitated in front of us. And until we deal that. Until we deal with the fact that a devout Muslim was accused of being a crackhead. And until we establish the fact that they said he went to Africa to smoke cocaine when we know they don’t have running water and food over there. When they don’t have paved roads over there. You saying he flew past Chicago and Miami and LA and New York and Detroit, you saying he went past Cleveland and Fort Pierce, Florida, and he went past Okeechobee and Oakland, you saying he went all the way to another country where they not eating? You talking about somebody who has a wife and children, five children, and lives on a farm, he doesn’t live here in Hollywood. You saying you convince people that person was an insane crackhead? And he hasn’t been on movies and TV for eight years is that correct? Ok then don’t tell me about what you wanna tell me, I just watched you decapitate him in front of me… Then when he made 500 million dollars, even though his contract said he was supposed to get half of it, they said he made too much for the contract to be valid, so we’ll offer you 10% of what you made. You mean he made 500 million and they offered him 50? Yes. And he said, “what do you think my fans are gonna say? When they find out you offered me 10% of what I made you.” And they said, “your fans will believe that you’re a crazy crackhead by the time you get home. And my nigga got on a flight in LA and by the time he got to Ohio it was so. And eight years later he hasn’t been in a movie or television and is just now trying to do his real comeback in Radio City Music Hall. It’s bees like that sometimes.”

Wow. I didn’t know Dave Chappelle was Muslim 😃


Shit this is so ducking true! Like shit!

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Graphs throughout your school career

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I saw this on facebook and I was so done….

I literally couldn’t not reblog this

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